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11.06.2025 11:37

Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
share office space ...
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Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
Still no good
When was the first time you felt discriminated against because you were female?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
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No go.
No, not a chance
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Can you explain the difference between “mi piace” and “mi piacciono” in Italian?
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What can help me fall asleep at night?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.