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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 11:37

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Loons and Moons

Can you explain the difference between fissionable and fissile materials and their role in nuclear power reactors?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No way

share office space ...

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Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Minds and Behinds

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Next, they tried...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Just Forget it!

Still no good

When was the first time you felt discriminated against because you were female?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

ISS Research & Development Conference Cancellation - NASA Watch

No go.

No, not a chance

Can you explain the difference between “mi piace” and “mi piacciono” in Italian?

So they tried

Freaks and Cheeks

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What can help me fall asleep at night?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

Then came..

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.